Saturday, February 16, 2013

Here are some of the changes in a Gomex I papacy.

1.  The Church will become pro-choice.

2.  Priests will be allowed to marry.

3.  Women can become priests.

4.  All accused pedophile priests will be turned over to the authorities.

5.  Anyone in the church found covering up for pedophiles will be excommunicated.

6.  Gays can marry in the Church.

I have spoken.
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4 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©February 16, 2013 at 4:42 PM

    7. Biofuels, Beaches!!!
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  2. chicago dykeFebruary 16, 2013 at 5:32 PM

    more dancing and lolcatz in Mass, please, Your Holiness. jeebus likes electronica. i saw proof of such on a CD by Tiesto i own.

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©February 18, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    Two whole daze, and no new post.

    HMMPH!

    What are we paying you for???
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